Basil Fawlty

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Basil Fawlty
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http://www.dailyfinance.com/2009/11/18/palin-photographer-breached-contract-with-sale-to-newsweek/

What on earth was Sarah Palin thinking when she posed in a pair of teeny-tiny gym shorts for a photograph that ended up on the cover of Newsweek -- a cover she has called "sexist"? Perhaps she was thinking that her image would only appear in the magazine she was posing for, Runner's World, and nowhere else, at least not for months and months. If so, she had good reason -- since, as DailyFinance has learned, the photographer who shot the picture violated his contract by reselling them to Newsweek.

That photographer, Brian Adams, could not immediately be reached, and his agent, Kelly Price, declined to comment, saying, "I keep all of my clients' business private." But a spokeswoman for Runner's World confirms that Adams's contract contained a clause stipulating that his photos of Palin would be under embargo for a period of one year following publication -- meaning until August 2010. "Runner's World did not provide Newsweek with its cover image," the spokeswoman said. "It was provided to Newsweek by the photographer's stock agency, without Runner's World's knowledge or permission." The spokeswoman declined to say whether Runner's World intends to respond to Adams's breach of contract with legal action.

As if Newsweek gives a shit.

1958 Austin London Cab
Basil Fawlty
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I'm back on the cab again, for two main reasons. One, to fulfill the required 35 hrs a week in order to keep the Govt off our back, and two, the extra money can be helpful while the freelance slowly picks up. Slowly.

It's been a while since I was on the cab. Since I'd left the last time, they'd gotten rid of the three diesel LTI's (London Taxi International), the iconic black London cabs. They were lemons, kept breaking down. Instead, Ed, the owner, bought two more of these cabs, but they were still in the shop being painted and readied for the road.

In the meantime, Ed added a new airport shuttle bus, bought a used Greyhound bus for uses unspecified. The remaining vehicles, a Lincoln Town Car and a second shuttle bus, were still running.

When I showed up last night I was reminded of the last member of the Cab livery — a 1958 Austin London Cab. This old diesel is a true relic, and frankly, I didn't know it still ran. The driver is on the right hand side, as they are in London. There is a large bench seat in the back with ample leg room. On the opposite of the driver is an open space reserved for luggage. Three decorated pieces of old luggage sit here as props.

I was reminded of the Austin because I would be driving it, at 10pm, to pick up a couple and taking them to a restaurant. They specifically requested a London Cab. The Austin is the only one until the newer LTI's show up.

Chris, one of the shuttle drivers, showed me how the old girl worked, how to fire it up, where the light switch was, how to shut down and so forth. I figured I'd try and get a couple of minutes in to test out the gears and clutch, see how this old thing rolled. But I was immediately sent out to a different run, so I'd have to wait until later, hopefully in enough time before the 10pm pickup.

Ed reminded me to pick up a bottle of champagne and get a couple of glasses and a chill bucket from the hotel bar. The extra touch.

I had a run at 8:30, taking three drunk yahoos from the hotel to Huntington Beach. They were from Las Vegas, didn't have a brain cell between them, and certainly didn't have the looks to make up for it. The problem was that I wouldn't be back to the hotel until almost 9:30, which only left 30 minutes to drive the Austin out to the boonies to pick this couple up. Literally the boonies... some new development called Dove Canyon, which I'd never heard of, and it was 23 miles from the hotel.

I had to coordinated with the other drivers to get the champagne ready. I wasn't going to have enough time. Ed was getting nervous, but he was actually in Las Vegas himself, so he could only be nervous over the phone.

With champagne readied, the toll road transponder in hand, I fired up the old Austin. It came to life eager and ready to go. Swifting was not a problem. The four-speed box reminded me of my old 1958 Volkswagen Bug back in Australia. The Austin wasn't as easy to steer, though. It required true power steering, provided entirely by muscle.

Chris did mention that the old machine was capable of only 50 mph top speed. That's all I got. I was nervous, thinking about a 23 mile journey at 50 mph, trying to do the math, guessing that I should be able to squeak in at almost exactly 30 minutes. I had to take the freeway and a couple of toll roads. It was the fastest route, according to the Tom Tom GPS, but an old jalopy on the freeway at night doing only 50 is a bit hazardous.

It's also hazardous relying entirely on this GPS. It's failed me before. I chugged up the 405 looking for the 133 toll road, and as it neared, I realized that I was in the wrong lane. I was supposed to be in the exit lane which takes you to both directions of the 133, north and south. I thought the north exit was further down... what the hell was I going to do? This would mean doubling back from the next exit, and I would certainly be late.

It was a desperate last second move. With no time to spare, and with less room, I yanked the steering wheel of the old beast, and with tires screeching veered off the outside lane, across a flat median, and into the exit, barely missing a curb. I barely avoided rolling the old thing, I think. It might have been quite a sight from another lane, to see this old car suddenly make a zig zag off the freeway, and it would have been appropriate had people thought an accident was about to happen.

But it didn't, I was in the exit, on my way, nerves just a little frayed.

About thirty minutes later I arrived at the outside of a gated community. I was six minutes late. I would have to get past the rent-a-cops. I'd left the paperwork in the Town Car, and was radioing back and forth with another driver for the details. The address was also in the Tom Tom, for added reference. I pulled into the "resident" lane, simply because it was the closest to the security booth. The other driver called the couple to inform them of my timeframe, and they were not pleased.

"I'm here to pick up Melissa and Aaron," I said. "I have the address, but not a last name..."

"I'm going to have to ask you to exit," the guard said. "Make a U-turn up there, exit, and come around to the visitor's side."

Why not just take me in from this point? Is it really that big a deal? Making a U-turn is not so easy without the aid of hydraulics, asshole. I'm driving a relic, don't you see?

This cost me a good three minutes. I pull up into the visitor lane. The guard comes back out. "I gotta tell ya," he gleamed, "this is just phenomenal!" Yeah, yeah, it's a real-life London Cab, older than you, and I need to get inside pronto. I show him the address.

"You're in the wrong place," he said. "All our numbers are three or four digits, yours is five... and we don't have a 'Golf Club Drive'." Bullshit, I thought. This has to be the place. I radio back the other driver. "He says I'm in the wrong place..." "Ah, crap," came the reply. The guard went back inside to do some guard thing, then a minute later came back out.

"Oh, yeah, that's the clubhouse," he said. "I didn't recognize the street. It's straight ahead, second street. Turn right and the clubhouse is right there." I waited for the lumbering gate to open, all the while trying to wrap my brain around the absolute dimwittedness of a security guard who didn't know the location of the clubhouse that was merely two streets straight ahead. I mean... what the frickin' hell??

The old Austin chugged up the hill to the first street, where there was a stop sign. There was a queue of cars behind me, again. (All along the trip up the freeway, there was a queue of cars itching to make it out of this old car's wake).

I chug down to the next street, find my way to the clubhouse, and I see before me a bride and groom, standing, waiting, at the curb. Holy bejeesus. I am to pick up a bride and groom? I had no clue. I clunk to a stop and step out to meet them. They were not happy. By now it's 10:20.

I copped an earful about how frustrated they were with the tardiness of the cab. It turned out that the clubhouse was their wedding reception, and at 10pm, they would leave the clubhouse in some kind of "grand exit," to step into an awaiting old London Cab, and be wished a happy life together by the throngs of guests standing about. 10:00pm came and went, and everyone left. The bride, groom and a couple of immediate family members remained, waiting for me. Clearly, the old Austin was of no use any longer to them.

Clearly, if this was what the car was intended for, it should have been arranged to be at the Clubhouse well before 10pm. Somebody screwed up. I felt a little better knowing it wasn't all me.

I told them to forget the charges. Clearly, to me, it didn't make sense to pay for something they didn't get. They did offer to help with gas for the trip, and again I declined. I'd screwed it up this far, no point in making their entry into married life any more traumatic. The groom handed me a $20 for my trouble and at least shook my hand. I apologized again for the umpteenth time.

The trip back was uneventful. Same route, this time mostly downhill, so the old girl got a little bit of a break. I made it back to the hotel by about 11:15pm, and met Norma Jean, the other driver, at the office. I told her the whole story. She was as annoyed as I was about the apparent lack of planning for this event.

Then came the phone call to the boss. He was not pleased. "You did charge them, right?" Um, no. Nothing. I should have called him, he said, probably rightly so, although he would have no doubt embarrassed himself (and me) by trying to convince them by phone that they needed to pay.

So today, when I go back in, we'll have more to talk about. I am at least pleased with the experience of driving the old Austin. I think the old cab and I will get along fine, so long as it's not an everyday thing.

UPDATE: No problems with the boss.

As it happened, I had the old Austin out again Sunday, this time a more leisurely drive from Costa Mesa to Newport Beach, for a "birthday Dad." His wife arranged the party (along with their son), complete with him wearing a regal red king's cape and crown. Aside from a short jaunt the wrong way up a one-way street, it was all perfectly successful.

I had no idea John Wayne Airport (Orange County) could get that busy on a Sunday night. Not quite LAX busy, but busy nonetheless.


Here's a picture of a 1958 Austin London Cab... not the cab I drove, but identical, right down to the color scheme. People would slow down to get a look at it. It turned more heads than I expected.

(The one above is available for sale in Maryland, for a cool $21,500).

Hiroshima, the Indianapolis, and Sharks
Basil Fawlty
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Today is the 64th anniversary of the atomic bombing of Hiroshima, Japan. One can debate for an eternity over the need of such an action, but that's not what this post is about.

The bomb used had to be shipped from the US by sea, at first, in order to be assembled prior to use. The USS Indianapolis was the ship that took the parts out to the Pacific arena. It left San Francisco, steamed past Hawaii, and made it to its destination intact. No one, not even the captain, knew what they had on board; it was clearly a secret mission.

After the delivery, the Indianapolis steamed to Guam, where some of the crew were switched out. Those who left the ship could consider themselves among the luckiest men alive, considering what would happen next.

After Guam, the ship left for the Phillipines. It never made it. A Japanese submarine torpedoed the ship, and two explosions caused the ship to sink in only 12 minutes. 300 men died immediately, and went down with the ship. The remaining 600 were left in the water to hope for rescue.

Before the ship went down, distress calls were sent out. Three signals were received. One commander was too drunk to respond. Another didn't get the signal; he ordered his crew not to disturb him. The third thought it was a Japanese prank. Hence, the Indianapolis was left to sink unaided.

The ship was not reported late, possibly because of its secret mission. A Navy pilot, by chance, came across the scene of men bobbing about in the water. This was days later... many men drowned, died of exposure, and shark attacks. It is noted as possibly the single largest shark attack against humans in history. Dead bodied were dragged away by sharks and live men were attacked in the water.

317 men survived out of 1196. The captain of the ship, Charles McVay, was one of the survivors. He would become the only captain of a lost ship to be court-martialled, where the Navy accused him of putting the ship in danger by not zig-zagging. The Navy even brought the attacking Japanese submarine's captain to testify against McVay. That captain later claimed that zig-zagging would not have prevented the attack.

The charges on McVay were later dropped, however years of mental distress dogged McVay for years after. Finally, in 1968, he took his Navy issue revolver in one hand, a Navy doll in the other, and shot himself in his front yard.

It wasn't until the year 2000 that Congress exonerated McVay completely.

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Name that Party game
Basil Fawlty
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When a Republican is busted for some kind of wrong-doing, their party affiliation is almost always mentioned in the story, and sometimes even in the headline. However, if a Democrat is busted, the party affiliation is almost always omitted.

Next time such a story makes it to the papers or the screen, make a note of it. It's a recurring trend.

The obvious theory (shared by many) is the liberal bias in the media. It's like a gloat to mention a Republican in shackles, yet if a Democrat gets busted, it's best to hide their party. If it's not mentioned, perhaps people with assume the person is a Republican. Why not?

The most blatant example of bias comes today, with the arrest of a couple of New Jersey mayors and others on corruption charges.

This is directly from NJ.com:

Assemblyman Daniel Van Pelt (R-Ocean), Hoboken Mayor Peter Cammarano, Secaucus Mayor Dennis Elwell and Jersey City Council President Mariano Vega are among those already brought to the FBI building in Newark. Jersey City Deputy Mayor Leona Beldini has also been arrested.

Note that Van Pelt's party is mentioned clearly. The others are not. It so happens that Cammarano, Elwell, Vega and Beldini are all Democrats. Why not mention this?

You know why.


Who does she mean...?
Basil Fawlty
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An upcoming interview with Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is... very revealing.

The question is about her role in the abortion law Roe v Wade:

Q. Are you talking about the distances women have to travel because in parts of the country, abortion is essentially unavailable, because there are so few doctors and clinics that do the procedure? And also, the lack of Medicaid for abortions for poor women?
 
Justice Ginsburg: Yes, the ruling about that surprised me. Frankly, I had thought that at the time Roe was decided, there was concern about population growth and particularly growth in populations that we don’t want to have too many of. So that Roe was going to be then set up for Medicaid funding for abortion. Which some people felt would risk coercing women into abortions when they didn’t really want them. But when the Court decided McRae, the case came out the other way. And then I realized that my perception of it had been altogether wrong.”

Growth in populations that we don't want to have too many of? Who is she referring to? Concern by who? Unfortunately, she doesn't elaborate, and the interviewer doesn't ask her about that comment.

Limiting a specific population, whether by law or by action, is basically called eugenics, bordering on extermination, perhaps even ethnic cleansing. It seems clear that her thinking (and perhaps the thinking of others) at the time was drifting in this particular vein. If it was, and she had concerns, they apparently were never made clear or public... until now.




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Basil Fawlty
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This is why I vehemently support the death penalty.

A husband and wife, shot to death, in a home-invasion-style robbery (Pensacola, Florida). Three men seen leaving in a red van.

The couple had 16 kids. Four were their own, the rest were disabled kids they adopted over the years. The kids were in the house, but left unharmed.

Now, their future remains unknown.

If I had the means and ability, I would hunt these bastards down myself and kill them myself.

Story here (it will piss you off, be warned).


D'oh!
Basil Fawlty
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The city of Orange (next to us in Anaheim, California) has figured out a way to save at least $50,000 per year...

... switch all their city vehicles from Premium gasoline to Regular.

If I were an Orange resident, I'd be outraged to know that the city basically wasted so much money on Premium. The performance differences are miniscule (aside from octane level), possibly even non-existent.

Um...
Basil Fawlty
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Oh, dear.


Gem.
Basil Fawlty
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Oh, Lordy.

This fits right up there with a video on the Fail Blog, the one where a woman is questioning why she's seeing rainbows in her sprinkler. "Maybe there's something in the water... this has never happened before..."


Balls of Titanium
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Edward Kenna, one of only two Australian recipients of the Victorian Cross, died today at age 90.

He enlisted in the Australian Imperial Force in August 1940 and served in the 23/21st Battalion in Victoria and later in the Darwin area. In June 1943, his unit returned to Victoria before being sent to Queensland. At this point the unit was disbanded and its members allotted as reinforcements to other units. Kenna was assigned to the 2/4th Battalion and embarked for New Guinea in October 1944.

Victoria Cross action

On 15 May 1945, near Wewak, New Guinea, when fire from a Japanese bunker was holding up the company's advance, Private Kenna stood up in full view of the enemy less than 50 yards (46 m) away and engaged the bunker, firing his Bren gun from the hip. The enemy returned the fire and bullets actually passed between Private Kenna's arms and body. He remained completely exposed and went on firing until his magazine was exhausted, when he continued with a rifle. As a result of his gallantry the bunker was taken without further loss. This action won him the Victoria Cross.

Three weeks later he was shot in the mouth and spent more than a year in hospital before being discharged from the AIF in December 1946. The following year he married Marjorie Rushberry, who had nursed him at Heidelberg Military Hospital.

It must have been a miraculous thing to see, a man firing into enemy fire in this manner and not receiving a single wound. Balls of titanium, indeed.

California's Budget
Basil Fawlty
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According to a state senator (California), 15% of the state's budget goes to services for illegal immigrants (welfare, medical, education, etc). That amounts to $15-$20 Billion per year.

Without that payout, the state's budget would be balanced and there would be no deficit.


eBay... ugh.
Basil Fawlty
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It was exciting to see the bids go up, the watchers rally, and eventually sell the camper trailer for nearly 3x what we paid for it. A whole $369, but not too shabby since we paid $140.

The guy bid up to $2,100 ... and got it for $369.

No problem, it's all good.

Then the eBay fee came in ... $125 for listing the bloody camper on eBay Motors!

It would have been $125 even if he'd paid the full $2100... it's a flat rate fee.

Lesson #1: Don't list anything on eBay Motors unless you can swallow $125 into your sale price.

Or... #2, sell it some other way, period.

The money helped us out of a few binds, but eBay will want that money soon enough. Farukhan Bastages!

New York's Coldest
Basil Fawlty
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I pause from my regularly scheduled work:

New York City recorded it's 8th-coldest June this year (a tie with 1897). The average temperature was 67.5, which is 3.8 degrees below normal. This was the coolest June since 1958.

Central Park did not hit 85 degrees once in June. The last time this happened was in 1916.

This June was the second-wettest on record, with 10.06 inches of rain. The wettest June on record was 2003 (10.27 inches).

There were 19 days in June were there was at least 0.01 inches of rain. This has never happened before on record.

Source: National Weather Service
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Of course, it's not called "global warming" anymore. It's now "climate change." This is to cover the possibility that the earth cools OR warms, spins sideways, jumps up and down, turns inside out, whatever... and still include it under the blanket "man made disaster". No matter what the weather, we're still evil beings, and we should all stop exhaling immediately.

Al Gore, meanwhile, is having a pleasant day in his climate-controlled palacial 10,000+ square foot abode, where he continues to make money hand over fist on all these fears.

Back to work.

EDIT: Today, Al Gore told an audience at Oxford in England that the fight against climate change deniers is like the fight against Nazis.

I guess that makes me a Nazi.

Those who did fight the real Nazism will find no comfort in knowing that their work has been minimized and cheapened. The liberation of concentration camps, according to Gore's analogy, is akin to reducing cow farts.


PDS (Palin Derangement Syndrome)
Basil Fawlty
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Palin announced today she's stepping down from Governor of Alaska, effective July 26.

The media was quick to gloat.

Rick Sanchez on CNN speculates that she's pregnant again.

And this was posted as a news item on Huffington Post (interestingly, it was taken down shortly thereafter):

In Sarah Palin's resignation announcement she complained about the treatment of her son Trig who always teaches her life lessons. She said that the "world needs more Trigs, not fewer." That's a presidential campaign promise we can all get behind. She will be the first politician to actually try to increase the population of retarded people. To me, it's kinda like saying the world needs more cancer patients because they teach us such personal lessons.

Her first act as President: To introduce a Pre-K lunch buffet that includes lead paint chips. Sort of a Large HEAD-START Program.

She will then encourage women to hold off on pregnancies until their 40's just to mix up some chromosomes.

She now is in favor of abortion only in case of diploid birth.

Her policies will increase jobs because Wal-Mart is building new stores each day and someone has to be the greeter.

This will lead to smaller government because fewer Americans will have the cognitive ability to hold a government job.
 

 

Because class is all the left has.

Seriously Whacked People #2657
Basil Fawlty
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Swedish Parents Won't Tell if Child is Boy or Girl as Gender Experiment

In an interview with newspaper Svenska Dagbladet in March, a Swedish couple said they are refusing to disclose whether their two-and-a-half-year-old child, called "Pop" in the media, is a boy or a girl. They said that their decision, made at the time of the child's birth, was based on the feminist theory that "gender" is a "cruel" "social construct" that forces children into artificial roles.

"We want Pop to grow up more freely and avoid being forced into a specific gender mould from the outset," Pop's mother said. "It's cruel to bring a child into the world with a blue or pink stamp on their forehead." The parents say they never use personal pronouns, referring to him or her only as Pop.

"I believe that the self-confidence and personality that Pop has shaped will remain for a lifetime," said the mother.

Swedish English-language paper The Local, quoted "gender equality consultant" Kristina Henkel who justified the parents' action, saying if they are doing this "because they want to create a discussion with other adults about why gender is important, then I think they can make a point of it."

But critics say that similar experiments with children have had tragic consequences. In 2004, David Reimer, a man who had been raised as a girl in childhood, committed suicide at the age of 38. Reimer's parents had been convinced by Dr. John Money, a gender studies specialist at Johns Hopkins University, to impose "gender reassignment therapy" on their son after a botched circumcision. 

Reimer became widely known after the publication of a book about his life titled, "As Nature Made Him: The Boy Who Was Raised as a Girl." He appeared on the Oprah Winfrey show in order to prevent other such experiments.

Starting in the 1960s, the topic of "gender roles" and "sex stereotyping" became one of great interest to radical feminist theorists. At that time, the concept of a "psychological" gender was popularized, leading to the concept in "queer theory" and "gender theory," of the "transsexual" - a person who believes he is born in the "wrong body" and whose "congenital defect" can be corrected with surgery and hormone treatments. Gender theorists have posited as many as eleven "psychological genders."

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Kid is screwed.


Main Stream Media out to lunch
Fire
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"Frank Lombard is an associate director at Duke University's Global Health Institute and a homosexual who was charged last week with the molestation of his adopted 5-year-old black son and actively trying to sell him for sex on the internet.

The 40 words above are 40 more than the Main Stream Media has said on this horrible story."


Truth is, the media really does not know how to report a story like this.
 


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Steve Community Organizer
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"The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of 'liberalism' they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." — from a 1948 Presidential Campaign Speech by Norman Thomas (1884-1968), six-time U.S. Presidential candidate for the Socialist Party of America

Thomas also said: "I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democrat Party has adopted our platform."

A 1200+ page "climate change" bill is being rammed through, including 300 pages added at 3 AM, and no one will have the chance to read it, debate it or vote on it (certainly not the People).

The whole concept of climate change is bogus. It's a cult, a religion, called Environmentalism. It's not based on credible science. It's based entirely on feelings and emotions and faulty computer models.

They build "climate change" theory entirely on computer models. These computer models are telling us the world will heat up in the next 50 years, the polar caps will melt, and so on and so forth. But the computer models NEVER predicted El Niño which happened in a shorter span of time. If computer models are so great, why couldn't they have predicted that? Or even the financial meltdown of late? And we're expected to believe a computer model that predicts what will happen in 50 years, not just 1 or 5.

How many people who question Al Gore's rhetoric has Al Gore openly debated? Zero. He won't. He refuses to. Doesn't that tell you something?

Gore's entire philosophy on climate change (formerly known as global warming) is based on faulty science, evidence that has been proven (by NASA and others) to have been inaccurate or calculated incorrectly, but because he and others are so deeply invested in the cult of bogus science, they can't see their way out... and so the only option is to press forward and continue bamboozling the public and governments alike.

The US economy will suffer as a result. China and India, which are not bound by the Kyoto Treaty or any other environmental edict, will surpass the US as economic giants, and the US will fall by the wayside. If the US can make oil exploration illegal as it has done in the past month, especially in Alaska where there is more reserves than in all the Middle East, then its basically signed its own death warrant. Recovery will be a long time in the making, if at all.




North Korea
Basil Fawlty
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The Navy is sending a destroyer to intercept a North Korean ship in the Pacific off of Hawaii, where the North Koreans are looking to fire a missile July 4th. (Yeah, fire a missile AT Hawaii on Independence Day.)

The destroyer is the USS John McCain.

Anyone else taste the irony?


Today
Basil Fawlty
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1. Got Ethan up at 8 to drop off with my mother.
2. By 8:30 we're stuck on the freeway going nowhere.
3. A big rig flipped over the center divider, fuel spill.
4. Diversion around the mess adds at least 50 miles... there are no side streets along the 91 between Anaheim and Corona, CA. You must take the freeway. And sit there when it's not moving.
5. Find out there are no placement tests for English at any college for summer classes.
6. Most summer classes are booked out.
7. Stop at the Urgent Care place to get help for Kat.
8. Dr prescribes some scary pain med, Kat says nay, nay.
9. At the mall we see a huge guy in a wheelchair with soiled pants and exposed crack.
10. In the Old Navy, I see a kid with two long jello-like green drips of snot hanging from her nose.
11. The CVS is out of eye-bleach.

Some Days Are Better Than Others by U2

Some days are dry, some days are leaky
Some days come clean, other days are sneaky
Some days take less, but most days take more
Some slip through your fingers and onto the floor
Some days you're quick, but most days you're speedy
Some days you use more force than is necessary
Some days just drop in on us
Some days are better than others

Some days it all adds up
And what you got is not enough
Some days are better than others

Some days are slippy, other days sloppy
Some days you can't stand the sight of a puppy
Your skin is white but you think you're a brother
Some days are better than others

Some days you wake up with her complaining
Some sunny days you wish it was raining
Some days are sulky, some days have a grin
And some days have bouncers and won't let you in

Some days you hear a voice
Taking you to another place
Some days are better than others

Some days are honest, some days are not
Some days you're thankful for what you've got
Some days you wake up in the army
And some days it's the enemy

Some days are work, most days you're lazy
Some days you feel like a bit of a baby
Lookin' for Jesus and His mother
Some days are better than others

Some days you feel ahead
You're making sense of what she said
Some days are better than others

Some days you hear a voice
Taking you to another place
Some days are better than others

Writer's Block: Set the Scene
Basil Fawlty
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Empty parking garages, roadside motels, dark caves, dank basements, overgrown forests—what kind of setting makes you feel nervous?


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Crowds of people.


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